The title really says it all, doesn't it?
But, if you're looking for a little more explanation, the story is something like this: Dave and I were watching one of the new series of shows that go into how everyday items are made. In this case, they were talking about snowboards. As I recall, they were originally made of plywood (and are still made with a wood core), so we made jokes about using whole sheets of plywood. One left turn at Albuquerque, and here you go. The redneck snowboarder.
This particular board features a cooler, duct tape bindings (of course), mud- er, snow flaps, and truck nuts.
That's it, nothing else to report.
Music: "Good Ol' Boys" - Waylon Jennings